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          Welcome to europe's 
            number one militarist tourist guide! 
             
            GD clan, thanks to its lightning success in internet gaming, is able 
            to offer a variety of holiday locations in occupied countries. Click 
            on an area of the map to find out more about the country you will 
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          Long-time friends 
            of Dachshund, Romania's brutal oppression of its ethnically diverse 
            population has earned the respect of most other equally awful regimes. 
             
            Oil 
            In order to secure vital oil supplies, we are offering special holiday 
            excursions to guard mineral deposits, in return for which the Romanians 
            have leant several armies to bravely guard the flanks of the 6th army. 
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