A GD guide to chat
chances are you have been in a chat room and someone has said to you: "OMG ROFLMAO culater m8". While the GD clan in no way supports such absurd behaviour, we just thought we'd add a few more to make the internet just that bit more awful.

AMG
Ach! Mein Gott -- see swearwords section for more info.

IWOFO
"i was only following orders" -- used by so many Germans that I am very surprised the abbreviation isn't common parlance already.

BIKNAI
"But I Knew Nothing About It" -- Excellent excuse for when you have helped commit crimes against humanity. Commonly used by almost every German over 70.

BAH
"Beer And Honour".

FHM
"Fiend Hort Mitt" -- I haven't got a clue what this means but Whittman says it all the time. Maybe it'll catch on.

AYBABTU
"All Your Base Are Belong To Us".

ROFIA
roll on floor in agony

SMAO
shot My Ass Off

FYAU
Feel your ass Up. Used when encountering the elite amazon Battalion.

TBOB
Tickety-boo, old boy!

ISOC
I Say, Old Chap