Unit citations: WTF, ASS, HR
Clan rank: Party Secretary

WTF given for ceaseless devotion to the cause and for mailing Dr Jeep a Cd containing loads of thrid reich stuff and some really quite sick images of bondage dwarves.

ASS given for helping to liquidate the Southall ghetto with a few witty one liners to some guys in tank tops.

HR bestowed with honor for, erm not sure what. Ed,? Tef? ffs have you been tidying my desk again???