Clan rank: Party Secretary of Health and Underpant Hygiene


Initially working under our Minister of Security, Trillian has fallen through the ranks to become Party Secretary of Health and Underpant Hygiene.

Infamous throughout occupied Ealing for a bizarre genetic experiment which left at least one senior clan member with red hair, Trillian has helped form the GD eugenics committee and is co-founder of the Berghof tiddlywinks club.
DDC given for drinking four bottles of wine, even though the war isn't lost.
NC given for staying up all bloody night on msn chatting to idiots, while drinking 4 bottles of wine.